Cherry ChapStick

Make lips smell good and not crack

lipstick (for MEN)
yum yum cherry smell good
be a non-chapped chap

Burt's Bees can go missing for all I care! The real professionals use dollar-store cherry ChapStick for keeping their smoochers nice and smooth.

I keep one strapped on me at all times. Never leave home without it. My lips are perfectly smooth and ready for action. You never know when it will come in handy.

People around me live in terror of how perfectly non-chapped my lips are.