A language you'll probably have to use anyway

  • check functional
  • check web
  • check the horrors oh the horrors
  • check already installed
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Hey, it's the language of the web. Why not love it?

It's got doses of functional and imperative. It's got all these great APIs. It's got eldritch devil-loving horrors beyond your comprehension and also prototypical inheritance.

It's also a great beginner language for a variety of reasons that I won't be typing here.