Sip sip yum yum water
- water bottle
- with straw
- yum, water
Let me guess, you're still on those Hydro Flasks? That's so 2018. All us cool kids are drinking from these new water bottles (with straws)!
Your time is precious! You've got businesses to do business with! You have meetings to meet! You have toddlers to fight! Why waste energy tilting the bottle up in the air?! Who knows what could happen?!
You could fracture your nose.
You could get water everywhere and soil your Merino Wool sweater.